(Left Grandma's house just as a storm was coming in and a tornado watch was in effect.)
Me: Bye, Cookie! I'm going home now.
Cookie: What if you have a tortato???
Me: I will drive carefully!
Cookie: But you don't have a basement! What will you do if you have a tortato?
Me: Ummm, my neighbors have a basement, so maybe I can go to their house.
Me: Bye, Cousin! See you soon!
Cookie: Yeah, if you don't have a tortato...