Linkage, Volume 64

Rodenator Pro
Spokane parks to detonate squirrels

Turkey
amorous bird crashes Easter celebration

Truck Spills
gallery of things spilled from trucks

Japanese Bird Cooking Spaghetti
exactly what it says

20 Reasons to Love Penguins
8. They'd make great punk rockers

Fast Food Folk Song
two guys order at Taco Bell with a folk song

Linkage, Volume 63

Stair Slide
every house needs one

Canine Element
Honda unveils dog-friendly car

Teeny Tiny Science
UC Berkeley uses puppets to explain nanotechnology

Apple a Day
10 Old Wives' Tales Debunked

He is not here; He has risen!

Luke 24:1-8 (New International Version)

1 On the first day of the week, very early in the morning, the women took the spices they had prepared and went to the tomb. 2 They found the stone rolled away from the tomb, 3 but when they entered, they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus. 4 While they were wondering about this, suddenly two men in clothes that gleamed like lightning stood beside them. 5 In their fright the women bowed down with their faces to the ground, but the men said to them, "Why do you look for the living among the dead? 6 He is not here; He has risen! Remember how He told you, while he was still with you in Galilee: 7 'The Son of Man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, be crucified and on the third day be raised again.'" 8 Then they remembered His words.

Spring Break Adventures

Great Wolf Lodge

Spring Break Adventures

On the way to Great Wolf Lodge...

Cookie: They have a lazy river. SweetPea is going to stay in there for like three hours. But sometimes they go really fast, but they still call it a lazy river.

SweetPea: That's crazy. They should call it a roller coaster river.

Linkage, Volume 62

Math Homework
boy calls 911 for help with his take-aways

Star Trek
theater patrons get a surprise showing of new movie

Tauntaun Sleeping Bag
originally an April Fool's joke; now may become real due to overwhelming popularity

GM + Segway = PUMA
of all the ridiculous things for GM to be spending money on right now...

Tortato

(Left Grandma's house just as a storm was coming in and a tornado watch was in effect.)

Me: Bye, Cookie! I'm going home now.

Cookie: What if you have a tortato???

Me: I will drive carefully!

Cookie: But you don't have a basement! What will you do if you have a tortato?

Me: Ummm, my neighbors have a basement, so maybe I can go to their house.


Me: Bye, Cousin! See you soon!

Cookie: Yeah, if you don't have a tortato...