20 October 2015

Dinoisms II

Dino: Hey! That looks like a United States of The Merica flag!
Dino: Why did the hen not cross the road?
[note: the usual response is "because she was too chicken!"]
Dino: Because she saw another hen on the other side of the road and thought it was a cheetah!
Dino: Infinity plus infinity is infinity, right? There's no twofinity?
Dino was deciding between the chicken tenders and chicken wings on a restaurant's kids menu. He asked the waitress, "do you have any breasts?" I had to quickly clarify that we had eaten chicken breast at home and he really liked it...

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