06 March 2013

Dinoisms

(turns the TV on and it's NASCAR)
Dino: Look! The race is on!
Me: Which one is your favorite?
Dino: The race cars!
Me: Yeah... Which race car is your favorite?
Dino: The orange ones!!

Dino: I have a watch - it's Donkey the gray donkey from Shrek!

Dino: I have a pocket watch!
Me: You do?
Dino: Yeah! You gave me it to me!

Dino: Fall is my favorite season. And winter and summer. And spring.

(licking his fingers at Zaxby's chicken restaurant)
Dino: I really like the grease on their fries. That is one thing I really like about this restaurant!

Dino: Wanna know a secret? I'm a vampire. But I don't eat my friends at school because of the teachers. Actually I'm a vampire bat. But I don't do it at school, but not because of the teachers - because I don't have my costume. Actually it's a suit. My costume turns me into a moose. A vampire moose.

05 March 2013

Linkage, Volume 197

Legit
22 Pictures That Totally Seem Legit
via Pleated-Jeans

World War Eleven
The 38 Best Local News Captions Of All Time
via TYWKIWDBI

TableTop
watch people play board games! Seriously! The videos are long and super geeky :-p
For example, watch them play Star Fluxx
via Angry Chicken

Paint then Tow
handicapped parking space was painted around a parked car, which was then towed for being parked illegally
by One Foot Tsunami