- Farmer Boy, Chapter 1
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 2
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 3
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 4
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 5
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 6
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 7
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 9
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 10
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 11
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 12
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 13
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 14
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 15
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 16
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 17
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 18
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 19
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 20
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 21
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 22
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 23
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 24
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 25
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 26
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 27
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 28
- Farmer Boy, Chapter 29
29 August 2008
28 August 2008
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26 August 2008
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24 August 2008
16 So this is what the Sovereign LORD says:
"See, I lay a stone in Zion,
a tested stone,
a precious cornerstone for a sure foundation;
the one who trusts will never be dismayed.
17 I will make justice the measuring line
and righteousness the plumb line;
hail will sweep away your refuge, the lie,
and water will overflow your hiding place.
Luke 6:46-49 (NIV)
The Wise and Foolish Builders
46"Why do you call me, 'Lord, Lord,' and do not do what I say? 47I will show you what he is like who comes to me and hears my words and puts them into practice. 48He is like a man building a house, who dug down deep and laid the foundation on rock. When a flood came, the torrent struck that house but could not shake it, because it was well built. 49But the one who hears my words and does not put them into practice is like a man who built a house on the ground without a foundation. The moment the torrent struck that house, it collapsed and its destruction was complete."
Psalm 118:22-24 (NIV)
22 The stone the builders rejected
has become the capstone;
23 the LORD has done this,
and it is marvelous in our eyes.
24 This is the day the LORD has made;
let us rejoice and be glad in it.
22 August 2008
21 August 2008
20 August 2008
(If pork is 80%, what makes up the remaining 20%??? Maybe I don't want to know...)
Bigfoot Is Not Real
Birth of Sausages in Japan
(yep, we saw a lot of them - hot dogs are still very popular, especially as a pizza topping)
19 August 2008
18 August 2008
17 August 2008
6(b)Then Jesus went around teaching from village to village. 7Calling the Twelve to him, he sent them out two by two and gave them authority over evil spirits.
8These were his instructions: "Take nothing for the journey except a staff—no bread, no bag, no money in your belts. 9Wear sandals but not an extra tunic. 10Whenever you enter a house, stay there until you leave that town. 11And if any place will not welcome you or listen to you, shake the dust off your feet when you leave, as a testimony against them."
12They went out and preached that people should repent. 13They drove out many demons and anointed many sick people with oil and healed them.
Luke 9:1-6 (NIV)
1When Jesus had called the Twelve together, he gave them power and authority to drive out all demons and to cure diseases, 2and he sent them out to preach the kingdom of God and to heal the sick. 3He told them: "Take nothing for the journey—no staff, no bag, no bread, no money, no extra tunic. 4Whatever house you enter, stay there until you leave that town. 5If people do not welcome you, shake the dust off your feet when you leave their town, as a testimony against them." 6So they set out and went from village to village, preaching the gospel and healing people everywhere.
1He called his twelve disciples to him and gave them authority to drive out evil spirits and to heal every disease and sickness.
2These are the names of the twelve apostles: first, Simon (who is called Peter) and his brother Andrew; James son of Zebedee, and his brother John; 3Philip and Bartholomew; Thomas and Matthew the tax collector; James son of Alphaeus, and Thaddaeus; 4Simon the Zealot and Judas Iscariot, who betrayed him.
5These twelve Jesus sent out with the following instructions: "Do not go among the Gentiles or enter any town of the Samaritans. 6Go rather to the lost sheep of Israel. 7As you go, preach this message: 'The kingdom of heaven is near.' 8Heal the sick, raise the dead, cleanse those who have leprosy,drive out demons. Freely you have received, freely give. 9Do not take along any gold or silver or copper in your belts; 10take no bag for the journey, or extra tunic, or sandals or a staff; for the worker is worth his keep.
11"Whatever town or village you enter, search for some worthy person there and stay at his house until you leave. 12As you enter the home, give it your greeting. 13If the home is deserving, let your peace rest on it; if it is not, let your peace return to you. 14If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, shake the dust off your feet when you leave that home or town. 15I tell you the truth, it will be more bearable for Sodom and Gomorrah on the day of judgment than for that town. 16I am sending you out like sheep among wolves. Therefore be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as doves.
17"Be on your guard against men; they will hand you over to the local councils and flog you in their synagogues. 18On my account you will be brought before governors and kings as witnesses to them and to the Gentiles. 19But when they arrest you, do not worry about what to say or how to say it. At that time you will be given what to say, 20for it will not be you speaking, but the Spirit of your Father speaking through you.
21"Brother will betray brother to death, and a father his child; children will rebel against their parents and have them put to death. 22All men will hate you because of me, but he who stands firm to the end will be saved. 23When you are persecuted in one place, flee to another. I tell you the truth, you will not finish going through the cities of Israel before the Son of Man comes.
24"A student is not above his teacher, nor a servant above his master. 25It is enough for the student to be like his teacher, and the servant like his master. If the head of the house has been called Beelzebub, how much more the members of his household!
26"So do not be afraid of them. There is nothing concealed that will not be disclosed, or hidden that will not be made known. 27What I tell you in the dark, speak in the daylight; what is whispered in your ear, proclaim from the roofs. 28Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. 29Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them will fall to the ground apart from the will of your Father. 30And even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. 31So don't be afraid; you are worth more than many sparrows.
32"Whoever acknowledges me before men, I will also acknowledge him before my Father in heaven. 33But whoever disowns me before men, I will disown him before my Father in heaven.
34"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. 35For I have come to turn
" 'a man against his father,
a daughter against her mother,
a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law—
36a man's enemies will be the members of his own household.'
37"Anyone who loves his father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; anyone who loves his son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me; 38and anyone who does not take his cross and follow me is not worthy of me. 39Whoever finds his life will lose it, and whoever loses his life for my sake will find it.
40"He who receives you receives me, and he who receives me receives the one who sent me. 41Anyone who receives a prophet because he is a prophet will receive a prophet's reward, and anyone who receives a righteous man because he is a righteous man will receive a righteous man's reward. 42And if anyone gives even a cup of cold water to one of these little ones because he is my disciple, I tell you the truth, he will certainly not lose his reward."
16 August 2008
15 August 2008
The 10-20-30 Rule for PowerPoint
Julia Child was a spy! - CNN story
more at Military Officer Magazine
Close-ups of bugs. Don't click if you're squeamish...
I can only hear the first 3... :-(
College vs. Certification
Q: How do they film Olympic diving?
A: They drop the camera!
14 August 2008
A toilet that incinerates waste instead of flushing with water.
Underwriters Laboratories classified it as a barbecue!
Forclosed and looted house in Detroit.
Sale will cost the bank $10,000.
Clothing stories from Ebay.
Some funny, some sad, some unbelievable.
12 Worst iPhone Cases
Ugly. Just Ugly.
13 August 2008
12 August 2008
11 August 2008
Medieval Names Archive
I, for one, Am Not Rich
Text Message Lands Plane
Special Effects Contact Lenses
World's Largest Truck Stop
This Is Sand
National Geographic Flashback
I am particularly fond of the third one
Lookout Bridge in Norway
There is a glass wall to keep people from sliding off..
Gorgeous Photos from the Olympics Opening Ceremony
Can You Guess these Movies?
Splurge vs. Skimp
25 Classic Sesame Street Visits
10 August 2008
3I thank my God every time I remember you. 4In all my prayers for all of you, I always pray with joy 5because of your partnership in the gospel from the first day until now, 6being confident of this, that he who began a good work in you will carry it on to completion until the day of Christ Jesus.
7It is right for me to feel this way about all of you, since I have you in my heart; for whether I am in chains or defending and confirming the gospel, all of you share in God's grace with me. 8God can testify how I long for all of you with the affection of Christ Jesus.
9And this is my prayer: that your love may abound more and more in knowledge and depth of insight, 10so that you may be able to discern what is best and may be pure and blameless until the day of Christ, 11filled with the fruit of righteousness that comes through Jesus Christ—to the glory and praise of God.
Colossians 1:3-14 (NIV)
3We always thank God, the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, when we pray for you, 4because we have heard of your faith in Christ Jesus and of the love you have for all the saints— 5the faith and love that spring from the hope that is stored up for you in heaven and that you have already heard about in the word of truth, the gospel 6that has come to you. All over the world this gospel is bearing fruit and growing, just as it has been doing among you since the day you heard it and understood God's grace in all its truth. 7You learned it from Epaphras, our dear fellow servant, who is a faithful minister of Christ on our behalf, 8and who also told us of your love in the Spirit.
9For this reason, since the day we heard about you, we have not stopped praying for you and asking God to fill you with the knowledge of his will through all spiritual wisdom and understanding. 10And we pray this in order that you may live a life worthy of the Lord and may please him in every way: bearing fruit in every good work, growing in the knowledge of God, 11being strengthened with all power according to his glorious might so that you may have great endurance and patience, and joyfully 12giving thanks to the Father, who has qualified you to share in the inheritance of the saints in the kingdom of light. 13For he has rescued us from the dominion of darkness and brought us into the kingdom of the Son he loves, 14in whom we have redemption, the forgiveness of sins.
08 August 2008
07 August 2008
"Sucker City" parody ad flyer inside Mad Magazine
Garfield Minus Garfield
Dilbert Minus Dilbert
Kilts for letter carriers?
Read magazines online - for free!
06 August 2008
Law and Order: Special Letters Unit
14-stripe Flag Stamp
Knee-crushing airplane seats
While skateboarding on the roof, watch out for skylights...
Doctor builds tiny dialysis machine in garage
You never even had a chance to win the good prizes
Mind your manners in Canada, eh
05 August 2008
Creative constructive punishment
Monsters from kids drawings
Olympic Torch History
Unnecessary Knowledge - one per refresh
Wednesday (August 6) - MythBusters: "Exploding Steak." Tenderizing steak with explosives. 9 p.m. ET, Discovery Channel
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